{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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Michel Dancoisne-Martineau is the director of the French domains of Saint Helena. Since October 1990, he has been Honorary French Consul on the island.
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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