{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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The Walt Disney Hometown Museum is located in the restored Santa Fe Railway Depot in Marceline, Missouri. Opened in 2001, the museum houses a collection of memorabilia from the Disney family's farm where they lived from 1905 to 1909 along with Walt Disney's return to the town in 1946.
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