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Rise is the fourth studio album by American post-hardcore band A Skylit Drive. The album was released on September 24, 2013, through Tragic Hero Records. The first single and title track of the album, \"Rise\", was released on July 31, 2013. The full track listing was revealed on August 14, 2013. Rise peaked at 41 on the Billboard 200. A lyric video for the track \"Unbreakable\" was released on September 6, 2013. On February 21, 2014, the music video for the song \"Crazy\" was released as well. On June 26, 2014, an acoustic performance video for the song \"Rise\" was released. It's the first album without guitarist Joey Wilson and the last to feature bassist and unclean vocalist, Brian White, and founding drummer and backing vocalist, Cory La Quay, who both left the band in 2014.
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